Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.

M.F. Moonzajer
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  1. I wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit.

  2. Religion can only do two things for mankind turn them into monster or stupid.

  3. Religion starts with desolation and ends with misery.

  4. It will take centuries to disconnect people from an addiction like religion; no matter how bad and disastrous it could be, but addiction is the worst of all.

  5. If religion has nothing to do with poverty and misery then why the Muslims are the largest charity takers of the world

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